Quick Laugh: Write a ridiculous Fanfic in 100 words

A silly idea for a writing exercise: write a scene from a fanfic that you absolutely want to be real, in about 100 words.

A man like Squarepants soaked up all sorts of useful information. Unfortunately for him, I was here to wring some truths out of him.

“NO, PLEASE DETECTIVE!” He sobbed as I put my gumshoe through his door. “I’m not in that game anymore!! Not since I lost my partner!”

Ah, yes, dear Patrick. Star of his squad. And now? Sleeping with the fishes. But if Squarepants wouldn’t dish the dirt that was festering in Bikini Bottom, justice would be facing the mightiest rash she had ever seen. I needed Krabs in Bikini Bottom, and to get Krabs… I had to get dirty.


“Oh, this will be wonderful!” Dorothy sighed wistfully. “All of us friends travelling together!”

Dorothy, the Scarecrow and the Tin Man blinked in the sunshine as they left the dark forest behind.

One person did miss the dark though.

“Do you really think,” their new friend growled. “The Wizard can help me?”

“Why, of course!” Dorothy was flummoxed. The very nerve! “If he can give the Scarecrow a brain, and the Tin Man a heart, I’m sure he can give you your parents back, Bat Man!”

“NO HE CAN’T!” The Joker witch cackled as he zoomed passed on a flying unicycle. “THEY’RE DEAD FOREVER HAHAHAHA!”

“Oh, bother,” the Bat Man sobbed.


“And now sauron i use my eliet spell that gadnalf taught me before hedied!!!!!” jeremy raised his wandsword over his head and made a fire dark dragon tat destroyed the sauron tower. “i will call u fire dark dragon zelda and u will be my best frend and dragon!!!!”

“A FIRE DARK DRAGON!!!!!!” leglas whispered. “OMG!!!”

“EEAGGRHHGGHGHhh!” said sauron loudly and then died.

“now i ugess u r the lord of the rings,” said the elf girl (not leglas lol) seducktively “and my lord to, jeremy.”

“It is okay my spells protoect me from their inflence efect so we can make babbies for twnety four more chapters elf girl.” i jeremy said.

“peace to narnia at last lol” said argon.


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